Réponse:
Two women talking in heaven :
-Hello. How did you die?
-I froze to death.
-How horrible!
-It wasn't so bad. I began to sleep and finally I died a peaceful death. What about you?
-I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself watching TV.
-So, what happened?
-I was sure there was another woman somewhere. I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. Finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
-Too bad you didn't look in the freezer...we'd both still be alive.
